Hot Mess: Whitney Port’s Split Leg Pants

Dear Whitney Port,

I realize that life after fame can be jarring. Well, I can guess that it is–I’ve never experienced unpopularity. Anyway, while I applaud your adorable attempt at becoming a fashion designer, you simply must stop. And this photo is Exhibit A.

Or at least if you insist upon designing–and certainly wearing–such garish, schizo slacks, do it during a trip to Australia where you probably won’t run into anyone you know.

PS, don’t ever wonder why you’re single.

xoxo,

gossip girl

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COMMENTS

  1. fauxamerican Said:

    Just….. What? The fact that she is now a judge on BINTM baffles me. Truely. What were they thinking?

  2. フェラガモ財布 Said:

    ご自身の体験談ありがとうございます。人それぞれ相性は必ずあるんだと確信できました。

  3. トリーバーチ バッグ Said:

    靴に直接ぬると、色むらが出来たり、シミ、色落ちする場合があるからです。

  4. モンブラン 筆記具 Said:

    筆記具を機能的に優れた筆記具に仕上げるだけではなく、一本一本に『魂』を吹き込みます。

  5. フェラガモ靴 Said:

    黒のキャディバックを購入しました。デザインが上品で落ち着きがあります。フードが固めでかたくづれしません

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