Miley Cyrus may have a hefty bank balance, a closet full of couture (hideous couture, but still…) and a private jet at the ready, but my little spies are whispering that MC is close to a breakdown over her snub from Kellan Lutz!
Apparently MC thought that when KL whisked her off to the Bahamas in December that he intended to make her his GF. Sorry Miley, not so much.
“Kellan’s just not that attracted to her and says she’s not what he wants in a girlfriend,” Kellan’s pal dished to Life & Style. He knows she has major issues. He thinks she’s kind of gross.”
Wait. Wait. Are you trying to tell me that handsome classy gentlemen like Kellan don’t want a twerking, tweaking terror of a GF? Quelle surprise!
Sadly, it is to Miley, who has “no self awareness” says a friend, adding that MC can’t quite figure out why she went from engaged to single in the blink of an eyelash extension. “She’d love to be in a relationship, but she’s totally unaware of why guys dump her.”
Oh Miley Here are a few tips to make boys take you more seriously: stay home once in a while. Invest in something called “a blouse” and “chic clothing.” Also, the tongue. We’ve discussed this. Another spy told me that Miley tried to put the moves on his pal during a visit to LIV nightclub in Miami in late December…and it did not go well.
Darlings tell me, what would you advise MC to do in order to snag herself a man? Or should she just let her freak flag fly…even if it means she’s flying solo?