Listen up, naughty girls. I hear that Katie Cassidy is the frontrunner to play Anastasia Steele in the movie adaptation of your favorite forbidden novel, 50 Shades of Grey. Some whisper that Emma Stone or Elizabeth Olsen could snag the part, but I’d rather read the book aloud to my mother than see either of those asexual stars writhe around with Christian Grey.
Speaking of, who do you want to see play the bondage-loving billionaire? Ryan Gosling? Ian Somerhalder, who’s been begging for the role? Or my personal favorite, True Blood biscuit Alexander Skarsgard?