If the poorly written, X-rated Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy is still a little too highbrow for your naughty tastes, then today is your lucky day. I hear that Kevin Federline’s aunt is penning a dirty novel based on Britney Spears and K-Fed’s steamy, skanky bedroom behavior. One plot twist? Brit’s character may have to share her white trash romeo with another vixen from his past.
In sum: if you’re looking to drop a few pounds before bikini season, the idea of 300 pages devoted to K-Fed’s sexual prowess should be all the appetite suppressant you need…XOXO.