Sorry, Jennifer Aniston. Better luck next time, Justin Bieber. It seem that Anne Hathaway’s jagged crop for her role in Les Miserables has been declared the “Most Influential Hairstyle” by the 1,000 voters at the Hairdressing Council of Great Britain.
I’m not exactly sure what this means or if there’s some kind of splashy awards gala for this less-than-heroic honor, but I think it means that scores of women have been inspired by Anne’s shaved head to in turn lop off their locks into a pixie or close crop.
This is a mistake, females. I have never, in all my years, met a gentleman who wishes his ladyfriend would suddenly show up with air shorter than his. Never.
Ultra short hair falls into the dangerous category of “girl pretty” along with jumpsuits, (shudder), stiletto nails (yikes), and red lipstick (I love it, but such a mess). So if your goal is to impress fashionistas who will simply find some other reason to cross you, then by all means reach for the clippers a la Anne. If not, stick with the long locks, love. You can thank me later…XOXO.