Someday, perhaps Miley Cyrus will do something noteworthy that doesn’t make me react with a WTF. It will have to be a perfect storm situation where all the planets align, she has both a substitute hairdresser and wardrobe stylist, and perhaps her Instagram is also broken.
Today, minions, is not that day. Instead, today is the day that I realize that Miley has broken every health code/common sense rule imaginable to tattoo her friend Cheyne Thomas, and let her Cheyne her back.
Ewwwwww. Lovelies, you know how I feel about her excessive tattoos in general (don’t even get me started on Miley and co’s matching Floyd tattoos earlier this month), but taking a DIY approach to said tattoo artistry is just horrifying.
Miley took her
lack of skills and drew a smiley face on her friend’s ankle (um…terrible), and Cheyne got her back tattooed something on the bottom of Miley’s foot that she has been too busy posting inappropriate boudoir selfies to debut. Oh, and, again: a completely unqualified individual made the tattoo, so it’s probably not Instagram-worthy, even by Miley’s lack of standards.
Miley’s antics are so train wreck that I can’t possibly turn away, but I’m at a point where I’d be more shocked if she did something utterly unshocking. “Miley stays in and watches Netflix without doing drugs or posting a selfie,” is more headline-worthy than “Miley twerks with clergy at the Vatican” at this point.
Whichever shocking route she takes, though, my spies are always watching. XOXO.