Color me embarrassed, darlings. I had no idea that my beloved Zac Efron was secretly shipped off to rehab five months ago! Rumor has it that Z was hooked on cocaine and was dabbling in Molly. Apparently the problem was so bad that he and some pals went on a drug fueled rampage at the MGM Grand in Vegas and did over $50,000 worth of damage! Plus, I hear that he was a no show on the set of his upcoming movies and that it was an open secret amongst the cast and crew that Z was snorting his life away.
Sigh, Zac. Don’t you know how flawless you are on nothing at all?
But, darlings, I hear that he skipped the cocktails and was “on his best behavior “ at the Toronto Film Festival and skipped the open bar, preferring to stay sober. Zac is also apparently ditching his bad influence buddies, which probably includes his unlikely wingman, Charlie Sheen.
Are you shocked to learn that Zac, perfect, delicious Zac, was out of control all this time? Do you think he should’ve discussed his demons, or is it nice to see a celeb not try to capitalize on their addictions for once. I’m looking at you, LiLo…XOXO.