Remember once, long long ago, when the world thought that Zac Efron was a wholesome, chaste, all-American boy? Well darlings, he wasn’t–even then. Zef admits that he was a naughty little devil back in high school when he and his then-GF had some…adventures, shall we say…
In a different interview, Zac said that he’s still up for unexpected trysting spots and made it clear that if you ever stop by his house, bring some Clorox wipes!
“You have to explore the space,” he giggled. “I’m a big fan of the kitchen table.”
Darlings, I’ll let you have a moment or two to just let that visual image sink in.
Have you recovered yet? Good. Because I want to know a few things: one, do you plan on seeing his new movie, That Awkward Moment? I hear that it used to be titled Are We Officially Dating? and I must say I like that name far better, don’t you? Two, just how many girls do you think Z has, ahem, “entertained” atop his kitchen table (and who knows where else) in the last few years? And three, do you think there’s any chance whatsoever of Z and Vanessa Hudgens getting back together? Tell me your thoughts, minions…XOXO.